Knock Knock
byI think the biggest issue with having Master24 and his girlfriend living with us for a few months is going to be our children’s contraceptiveness…
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We’ve Got You Covered
byMaster24 has moved back to the area to be close to us. Up until tonight, I don’t think he’s had any regrets about that…
Australia’s Got Another Talent
byJust wait until the curtain rises….
I Swear Blind I Tried
byTracey needed sleep so I set about making sure she got it. She was pretty much doomed from that moment on.
I Get Blindsided By A Two Year Old
byI waved goodbye to Tracey with a smile. The kids and I were alone for the day and I had high hopes of being able to tell her how well it went when she arrived home. My plan almost worked too…
My Daughter Tells A Porky
byMiss4 stood spreadeagled across the doorway to Tracey’s office, refusing to let her mother pass. “What’s the password?” she said.
How Not To Dress For A Police Interrogation
byWhat is the dress code when the police arrive on your doorstep to see whether you’ve knocked off your husband?
Big Bitch, Little Bitch
by“You little bitch!” exclaimed Tracey. She walked into the lounge room where I was quietly and deliberately watching telly.