Why I Love Small Towns
byIt’s simple really.
BIG laughs
The funner stuff. The dumber stuff. The stuff I stuff up.
An Alarming Resemblance
byI can’t even remember what she did to deserve this punishment because it was, in terms of albeit criminally short sleep cycles, a week ago. However, using a far more standard definition of time, it happened last night.
My Escape Room Drama
byI managed to make it out, but not without a little help
Stuck In The Middle With You
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We had one of the worst mornings the other day. I know this because the kids noticed something they’ve missed altogether for over a decade…
So Well Known
byI thought we knew our son pretty well. I didn’t think it was a two way street…
Another Man’s Treasure
byYou don’t want to know how many bank staff got caught up in this, but the fact one of them is now in a position of watching over the public purse is a little bit hilarious. If by hilarious you mean ‘oh boy’
My COV19 Files: One Better Get Going
byThe first thing you’ll need to know before continuing with this little anecdote is we locked down Tracey and kids from all venturing, including attending their schools, back on the 18th of March – before it became fashionable.
Escapism
by“Bruce, Mrs Long just called,” Tracey’s voice came sweetly out of my phone, meaning she wanted something. “Have you seen her dog? It must have got out today and she can’t find it.”
Sorry Seems To Be The Hardest Word
byI know it’s a cliche but whatcha gonna do?
Cat Attack
byI don’t know who I’m crankier with at the moment: our new cat, or my old wife.
Dark Days
byIt could have been worse. I still can’t believe it wasn’t.
I Get Rolled
byIt took a second or two to realise what was going on. Suddenly the room was filled with a loud industrial sort of humming…
Don’t Look Now But…
by“Bruce,” exclaimed Tracey, glaring daggers at the base of my neck, “don’t move!”
Sun-of-a…
byPassive aggressive? Me? Oh, hell yeah.
Like To Get To Know You Well
byOne of the fun things about your kids getting to the age where they’re dating and seriously contemplating settling down is meeting the other family.